Weekend : B&B

I just passed my weekend with a boring one.. nothing spectacular happened..and mom had been super busy and she hardly play with me nowadays due to she is working on a project... but after all these, i still got a bath and a bone.. yes! B&B.. Bath and Bone

After bathed.. me...oh.. i love snuggle & play with my towel..

After that.. look what mom gave me?.. a juicy fresh bone!.. yes.. at last i got to have one.. but it was cut half!...

Ok... i got to continue enjoying my bone.. talk later..

again, sorry for not blogging for past 2 days.. blame it on MOM!!

Is Friday!!.. yes.. is friday!..

Nothing much to post today.. but i thought since is Friday.. why not leave something nice to see and something to laugh about.. for a start before weekend..

I found few animals jokes which i think is quite funny .. so enjoy..

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There was just a dog fight

A man walks into a bar one day and asks, "Does anyone here own that rottweiler outside?"

"Yeah, I do!" a biker says, standing up. "What about it?"

"Well, I think my chihuahua just killed him..."

"What are you talkin' about?!" the biker says, disbelievingly. "How could your little runt kill my rottweiler?"

"Well, it seems he got stuck in your dog's throat!"

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The amazing flying dog

A woman is out looking for a pet, and so she's trying the local pet shops. She walks into a small pet shop and explains her need to the attendant. He thinks for a moment and then says, "I've got just the thing for you madam. I'll just get him."

With that, he disappears into the back of the shop, and returns a few seconds later with a cute little puppy. "This dog is a special dog," he tells her. "It is able to fly," he explains, and with that throws the dog into the air. It immediately begins to float gracefully around the shop.

"There is one problem with him, however. Whenever you say 'my', he'll eat whatever you've mentioned. Watch. "My apple!" The lady watches in astonishment as the dog zooms over to the shop attendant and furiously devours an apple he has produced from his pocket.

"He's cute, and so unusual. I'll take him," she says, and a few minutes later she is on her way back home with dog to show her husband.

"Darling, look what a clever pet I bought today!" she exclaims when she gets back home. "He can fly!"

The husband peers at the dog, and then remarks, "Fly eh? Ha! My foot!"

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Dog Property Rules

1. If I like it, it's mine.

2. If its in my mouth, it's mine.

3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.

4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.

5. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.

6. If its mine, it must never appear to be yours anyway.

7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine.

8. If I saw it first, it's mine.

9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.

10. If its broken, it's yours.

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Installing a Carpet

A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize he'd lost his cigarettes.

In the middle of the room, under the carpet, was a bump.

''No sense pulling up the entire floor for one pack of smokes,'' he said to himself. He proceeded to get out his hammer and flattened the hump.

As he was cleaning up, the lady came in. ''Here,'' she said, handling him his pack of cigarettes. ''I found them in the hallway.''

''Now,'' she said, ''if only I could find my parakeet.''

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Err... what does this mean?

Coke addict!!


Walking hotdogs??


Lastly....

Ohh ... Laa ... laa.. Laa...

TGIF!!!

Have a great weekend ahead!!!

Freaking 8 hours groom!

I am so angry with mom this time!.. She sent me for grooming for the very first time in my life and i experienced the hell worst time out of it!... I spent the freaking 8 hours in groomer's house.. what are they thinking??... Well, i know mom will be very impatient to see me and she kept calling to groomer place to check on me.. and everytime she call it will be a disappointment... The groomer kept saying that since it was the first time visit.. they have to introduce me to the environment and equipments used... (they sound professional actually)... sort of getting me used to the environment there, hence they need more time.. furthermore, my skin are bad.. with lots of hot spot, fungal, flasks .. but hell!.. freaking 8 hrs.. they bath me ... they body coat trimmed me... cleaned n checked my ears, eyes.., nails clipping... face trim till all my whiskers gone!!!... tummy trim, feathering trim... brush my teeth.. treat my skin... blah.. blah.. blah.. i dun care what they do.. just be fast.. and i dun like those nice smell.. am a male!!.. am supposed to have manly smell.. not perfume smell!!...

This is my new face... can see any difference??.. no, right.. luckily am still looking manly...


side posing... any nicer??... notice the tip of my tail being cut off!!.... even my ears are being trimmed with shaped!....

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Ok, enough, i had enough bad experience already... i just wanna relax and sleep now..


Wanna update my diary blog with my recent eating style.. eventho' mom make me a stool to put my food bowl.... i still prefer to eat like this....




I dun care... i eat, play and sleep whatever style i like from now on.... since mom sent me to grooming for 8 hours!!!... leaving me no food, no water... can't pee, can't poop.... can't play... torture by scissors hand...blower....clippers.... well, this is only i can do for mom... be as meanie as she is...

Escaped from *Ahem*

Remember when i updated my blog with a post that mom has scheduled a date to have my *Ahem* take away from me?... The operation was scheduled yesterday at 9.30am.... and guess what?... am still here with my *Ahem*!!!... hahahahaha... hooooohhooo..... oh, u guys can't imagine how happy i am now...

Ok, WHY i still have my *Ahem*????

Knowing the day has come... i just feel sad on that very morning.. as usual, mom will let me out for pee and poop in my little toilet garden... but this morning, i don't feel like doing anything, i just don't feel like going to pee ... and poop... and eat.... and play... there is this moment when i just wanted to be on my own spending more time thinking.... n sleeping...



without me even knowing it.. i saw my other humans gathering around... talking... suddenly loud.. suddenly silent.. then loud again...

then i saw 2 hands was raised....

after that... another 4 hands... was raised..

moment later.... 6 hands was raised...

Mom came to me after that, she told me that am not going to castration operation anymore, those hands raised was an objection from family members... none was agreed to send me for op.... so, mom just have to gave in this time..

as for me, oh, i feel like am going to fly... i start pooping... i start to eat... its feel just great!.. hhahahahaha.. .. oh, thank u thank u to all my members in the family for considering me n my future...

PetNYou Carnival Day!

Yesterday was again another outing for all pets especially us doggies n owners.. some here to show off their agility talents in competition.. some to show off their cute faces.. and some just mixing around exploring and enjoying every bits of time in the carnival.. as for me.. as well complaint by any others including my mom n dad.. that am a noisiest of all and therefore i was kept away to mix around.. ended up playing in the lake n chilling out with my parents in shade spot..




while am busy playing water with dad.. mom has been wondering around mixing with MY FRIENDS!!.. and she actually thought that she is the star light of the day! she met Max!..she met Pacco.. she met my darling Amber Mae.. she met with Boo.. i think next time when is it my outing i will not ask her to come out with me.. and because she was away, there is no picture of me swimming off leash!.. gosh!.. why do i let her go off leash instead!.. and worst is she promised to mommy sit Ben Ben's mom and ended up both of them disappeared among the crowded doggies excitedly leaving Ben Ben's mom no where to be found.... sorry Ben, i owed u one doggie bone!

This is talented n pretty Amber Mae..


Mom n Boo!!... u see... how excited she was posing with my Friends!!
(pls send kisses, love love, prayers, healing zen to my great Boo buddy... he is sick, hope he get well soon)


Anyway.. i got to show off something in this post... is a lovely gift from my darling Amber Mae.. an army bandanna.... see how cute am i with this great bandanna... oh, i can't thank enough to my darling... she got a great taste!.. love u .. love u...


ok ok.. and this is my manly doggie look.. with this manly army bandanna!.. Amber Mae,
do i look macho to u?...


Lastly, despite all the chaos and mistake done from my meanie mom, she still have the guts to ask me to put her picture with me posing..
Later, i think am going to paint away my mom off the picture..

oh.. yes... i am escaped from the snipping of my *ahem*.. hahahahaa... yahoooo....hehehehee...
will tell u guys later in my next post... hahahahahah.. am so so happy.... mom is defeated!...

Splash!! Splash!! Splash!!

Yesterday mom was so lazy to fill my mini pool and we ended up with a smaller red water bucket!

Eventho' with this tiny bucket.. am still enjoying myself splashing water and i have video of me playing ... so enjoy.. (oh yes, pardon my mom, she said i was crazy in the video.. in fact, she is the one crazy)...

Please help!... Selayang Municipal Council Launches Barbaric Competition

Kindly go to Mad About Labrador Retriever's blog for more updates and latest news on the competition




Is written in Bahasa Malaysia said
"COMPETITION"
"Dogs Catching among committee residents"



Dato Tang See Hang proudly and don't even know that he is stoopidly officiate
the competition.. How stoopid can a person be....

This is totally a sad news... and very very disappointed in our local government authorities to have approved such things happened in Malaysia.. this is not only uncivilized act, this is totally a 'NO BRAIN' act... sad to say.. even is hard for me to say it out that they come up a 'dog catching competition!'



In their website, u will see the terms and conditions that doesn't even concern bout the safety and proper manage on the dogs.. it could just lead to injury and dead to the dogs... They thought this is a fishing competition! They are dare to come up with a RM15,000 (USD 4166.00) for first prize.. and RM13,000 (USD3611.00) for second .. and third place even can get RM 11,000 (USD 3055.00) and it's open as an ongoing event!.. What kind of humans are they?... If the government has so much money for this kind of competition, why not use it up for something useful, like assisting SPCA to rescue more dogs and help to spayed or neuter the cats and dogs.. give them shelter.. give them food.. have a awareness talk and road show to the local citizens to know more bout dogs..

The security in the neighbourhood is getting worst with theft, robbery, rape... why they didn't come up with something that can help the neighbourhood in security systems instead.. Why they are so free to come up with such competition when there are so much more important things to handle and settle by the authorities???

To add on it, am just wondering why they didn't includes cats, rats, pests that really brings diseases.. in the competitions.. why only dogs.. this is obviously a pin pointing game!

There is a petition available online. Hope you guys can contribute by signing it to put an end to dog's cruelty.

Online Petition

Kindly redo the petition above.. they have problem with the first one.. Thanks!

Hope u guys could help us out here..

Thank you.

Rossi's mom..

Give up!...

Oh well... i think i'll just give up protesting.. it doesn't work cause is like 99% of you all already been *fixed* or agreed with it..... All of you are right, i shouldn't protest and stupidly not eating.. am damn hungry now... and yes... oh yes.. mom bought me a new food.. smell nice and taste great too... Eeerrrr... it is because i haven't eat for a day?.. I am agreeing that those boring kibbles dry food are taste great??... ggeeee.... what's happening to me..


Anyway, in the ingredients column, it said that it consists of Turkey, Chicken, Turkey Meal, Chicken Meal.. Potatoes (ok, my favourite)... Herring Meal, Chicken Fat (eikkk.. what is this)... Natural flavors, egg (check, my fav too)...apples (oh, another one.. my fav)... tomatoes... potassium chloride, carrots (ah, i love this one too)... garlic, cottage cheese (hhoooo...ooohh.. yum).. minerals, alfafa sprouts, ascorbic acid.. and lots more.. Oh yes, it said that it is in High Protein, Low Carb.. No Grain.. so, is this means that it good?.. Doesn't matter, promise i get to eat 3 meals a day.. i will satisfy!..

Ok.. i smell something good in the kitchen.. got to run and check it out.. counting.. 1 more day to weekend!.. yippee!!..

They going to take away my dignity!!

I dun want to look at u, mum!!!

I hate my meanie mum!!!.... i hate her!... she took me to vet today... and i heard mom talking to the vet bout castration!.. AAhhhhhhh..... have i heard wrongly... CASTRATE!... what is this????... then mom made appointment with the vet on next Monday bout sending me back to the vet for some operation!... so, is this means that i will be neutered??.. Oh NOOOOOooooooo!!!.. some one out there that please be kind enough.....please help me... i dun want to be a eunuch!... i dun want!!!.....

Stoopid vet!... do u think u can take away what belongs to me!!

Please help me to protest!!... Let mum know that she shouldn't treat me this way... I am a manly dog!... i have my dignity... this is the matter of my future... and there are so many pretty doggies waiting for me out there... Oh no.... please don't take away my eggs!!...

Go away mom... go away... leave me alone!

I strike not to eat today!!!... Strike ... Strike..... Strike... Hunger...

(mom speaking here: There is nothing that Rossi can do now.. the appointment to have the castration operation has been made on next Monday (10/09/07) at 9.30am... hopefully the operation will go smoothly..... anyway, he did strike not to take his food today!... he hasn't touch his food since this morning.. the vet has checked on him.. his blood test is good.. he got no fever.... he is healthy.. but he just don't eat...)

Peek a boo..

Sorry for disappearing for 3 days.. been a fun weekends with mom.... we have been spending time, cuddling, playing.. & visiting...

First, mom found this green stool at home.. and it is just prefect for my
food bowl n the height is just right .... mom said i should eat this way since i easily get stomach gas...


Then, we play faces....

Pirate face... one eye covered...


Peek a boo... ok, mom, i can't see now..


Shut ur mouth!..


what is this suppose to be?... wanna suffocate me??

Opera eyes.....

Pulling ear.... ouch.. mom, u have to let go...


Old folks...


this is the face of wary... when i heard high pinch whistle... my face goes like this!... bleh...



Ok, after playing faces... my grandma feed me... oh, she is so in love with me that when i ask more for food.. she kept on going on and on and on... pouring those food into my bowl... oh, i love her.. * burp*..



Then the next day... mom went back hometown for a short trip and of course leaving me back home... but is ok, since is only a day trip.. so am ok with it.


Is ok mom.. u may go.. am big boy now... bye.. do come back early...


View along the highway to Ipoh..


Beautiful scenery...



Oh, yesterday, we get to go to the training ground where i met lots of doggies friends and Amber Mae and 2 sistas too.. and i met Gordon and Roxy too.. as usual, i can't control myself.. i just talk and talk and talk and talk.. till mom bit me with my own leash!!..

Then mom get to visit few pups for adoption which mom really really wanted to have another new member at home .. but guess she needs to wait cause dad is a bit rejected the idea to get another pup.. and the only reason he given is that i am too naughty!!... what is he talking about?.. and he added that taking care of me already taken 24/7 of their time!!... hmph!.. ok, mom, don't blame on me.. dad is only giving an excuses!

But i wanted to congratulate to Boo and his parents who successfully adopted a lovely puppy... He is such an adorable and unique one... head on to Boo's blog to know more..


Boo's new little brother.. (no name yet)..


Those pups really needed a home and it is a big heart for those who willing to adopt those unfortunate pups.. Hope one day, my mom will be able to help to adopt one too..