Friday, September 14, 2007

Is Friday!!.. yes.. is friday!..

Nothing much to post today.. but i thought since is Friday.. why not leave something nice to see and something to laugh about.. for a start before weekend..

I found few animals jokes which i think is quite funny .. so enjoy..


There was just a dog fight

A man walks into a bar one day and asks, "Does anyone here own that rottweiler outside?"

"Yeah, I do!" a biker says, standing up. "What about it?"

"Well, I think my chihuahua just killed him..."

"What are you talkin' about?!" the biker says, disbelievingly. "How could your little runt kill my rottweiler?"

"Well, it seems he got stuck in your dog's throat!"


The amazing flying dog

A woman is out looking for a pet, and so she's trying the local pet shops. She walks into a small pet shop and explains her need to the attendant. He thinks for a moment and then says, "I've got just the thing for you madam. I'll just get him."

With that, he disappears into the back of the shop, and returns a few seconds later with a cute little puppy. "This dog is a special dog," he tells her. "It is able to fly," he explains, and with that throws the dog into the air. It immediately begins to float gracefully around the shop.

"There is one problem with him, however. Whenever you say 'my', he'll eat whatever you've mentioned. Watch. "My apple!" The lady watches in astonishment as the dog zooms over to the shop attendant and furiously devours an apple he has produced from his pocket.

"He's cute, and so unusual. I'll take him," she says, and a few minutes later she is on her way back home with dog to show her husband.

"Darling, look what a clever pet I bought today!" she exclaims when she gets back home. "He can fly!"

The husband peers at the dog, and then remarks, "Fly eh? Ha! My foot!"


Dog Property Rules

1. If I like it, it's mine.

2. If its in my mouth, it's mine.

3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.

4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.

5. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.

6. If its mine, it must never appear to be yours anyway.

7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine.

8. If I saw it first, it's mine.

9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.

10. If its broken, it's yours.


Installing a Carpet

A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize he'd lost his cigarettes.

In the middle of the room, under the carpet, was a bump.

''No sense pulling up the entire floor for one pack of smokes,'' he said to himself. He proceeded to get out his hammer and flattened the hump.

As he was cleaning up, the lady came in. ''Here,'' she said, handling him his pack of cigarettes. ''I found them in the hallway.''

''Now,'' she said, ''if only I could find my parakeet.''


Err... what does this mean?

Coke addict!!

Walking hotdogs??


Ohh ... Laa ... laa.. Laa...


Have a great weekend ahead!!!


Pacco de Mongrel said...

thanks for sharing with was a good laugh

Ben_Benjamin said...

Yeah Rossi, you make my day and mayb the coming weekend too.

Btw, when are you going to give me the map to your house?? Im ready to go now. Can I have my own room? own bed, own toilet and own car???

MONA, JACKS & TOBY TOO !! said...

Thanks a bunch...this is just what we needed. The Mommy doesn't feal well so we thought we'd read some blogs to cheer her up and it sure did!!

Have you checked out my bikini pictures yet? I posted them just for my my you.......LOve Mona

Tommy said...

rossi! the rats are inside the snake's stomach!

Huskee Boy said...

Hey Rossi,
Thanks for sharing.. it made me laugh, esp the parakeet one! Hee..
Have a great weekend!

Boo said...

good one!

but hor, you should include dopey poser dop-eye's chicken leg pics!

wet wet licks


Girl Girl Hamster said...

Haa. those are really funny jokes Rossi. I like the one about the flying dog
Have a great weekend

~ Girl girl

Simba said...

Very funny, thank you.

Simba x

Maggie & Mitch said...

What a comedian you are, Rossi! Thanks for making us laugh!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Amber-Mae said...

Ahahaha! The first two jokes were really funny. And the joke about the flying dog, is very funny. Poor guy! He should have not said "My foot." Ouch! You have a great weekend too ok?

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

Amber said...

Hey Rossi! Thanks for sharing the jokes and pics. Looking forward to a relaxing weekend~ yay!!

Have a great weekend to you too!!

Ruby Bleu said...

Hey Rossi...
That was funny!!! Have a great weekend!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

Lorenza said...

Hi, Rossi
Thanks for sharing those jokes and pictures! Oooops! Poor parakeet!!
Have a great weekend!

Sparky said...

Ha ha ha ha, thanks Rossi, you made my day!


Momo :) said...

Rossi, I believe that sharing a good laugh is the best med!! Thank you!

Momo xoxo

ChaCha & Yuki said...

hahhaha very funny!! heheh love the coke-drinkin squirrel:D


Johann The Dog said...

Funny stuff there! Thanks for the weekend laugh!

Woofs, Johann

Randi said...

Hi Rossi!
Thanks for the funnies! I love the rules of the doggie stuff...I live my life by those rules!
Love & Licks,

Anonymous said...

Hahaha - great jokes Rossi!!


Marvin - Braveheart Hound said...

that made us smile!

love and licks, and hope you are having a good weekend! from your friend Marvin xxxxx

Frasypoo said...

Thats a lot of great thoughts for the weekend !

PreciOus said...

Oh Rossi dear, I only get to read your post today and boy, you chased away my monday blues! Hahaha! Smoochies to you.


dom dom said...

Hi Rossi
*waving paw*

I tagged you!!

Deefor said...

Hi Rossi
Very funny jokes. Those are MY rules too.